Dyspepsia

Is it just me or does anyone else get their colon in a fiery twist every time they see that Coke ad with the woman singing "I Wish I Knew How It Would Feel To Be Free" and dishing out bottles of the fizzy stuff? One of the greatest protest songs ever used to prop up an amoral global corporation. What next, "Strange Fruit" to advertise a new flavour of Tango? (Nyuk)