Furthermore
I was enchanted the other day to discover that the great Roman orator Pliny the Elder would end every speech, on any topic, with the line "Furthermore, I think Carthage should be destroyed".
"We must build a new temple to Mars. Furthermore, I think Carthage should be destroyed".
"The behaviour of Caligula is a disgrace to the senate. Furthermore, I think Carthage should be destroyed".
"More freight on the canals. Furthermore, I think Carthage should be destroyed".
Brilliant! I suppose it's a bit like my email signature, which says "Do you realize that you have the most beautiful face?" followed by a link to this blog. It's a wonderful sentiment, I think, from my most favouritest song - a good way to end any message.
Anyways, next time I speak at a conference or a wedding or something, maybe I should try Pliny's technique of appending a small postscript to my oration:
"Furthermore, I think The Boo Radleys are criminally underrated"
"Furthermore, I think God does not exist"
""Furthermore, I think David Attenborough is the Greatest Living Englishman"
Any other suggestions?
3 Comments:
"Furthermore, Alan Moore still knows the score." hehe
Is that a PWEI reference? Ye gods!
Yup!
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