Less than a day

About 20 hours to go until parenthood! Bags are packed, everything is planned, all set. Timetable is breakfast at 6.30, into hospital at 11.30, epidural at 1.30, baby arrives at around 2.30, flap around like an idiot 2.30 onwards.

In other news: I have undergone a Damascene conversion and now realise that 20-20 is the purest and most beautiful form of cricket, and the most accurate gauge of world standings.

Goodnight.