The London Bus Driver's Prayer

Our Father who art in Hendon,
Harrow be thy name.
Thy Kingston come,
Thy Wimbledon,
In Erith as it is in Heston.
Give us this day our daily Brent.
And lead us not into Thames Ditton.
For thine is the Kingston, the Putney and the Goring.
For ever and ever,
Crouch End