What the fundies really care about

(Seen on the ace Pharyngula)

So there's this thing called Conservapedia, a Christian fundamentalist response to the leftie, liberal, science-infected Wikipedia. I suppose the idea is that readers can go and find out their own strange version of "the truth" unhindered by such godless phenomena as evidence and, you know, reality.

Any guesses as to what Conservapedia's users choose to spend their time reading about? Bible stories, maybe? Applying moral values to everyday life?

Erm, nope: