Don't tell me I'm still on this feckin island

M&I have been off the booze for the last 4 weeks, in an effort to break out of some bad habits. We're back on the grog as of Friday, which happily coincides with M's graduation ceremony and all champagne-quaffing associated therewith. We then plan to develop entirely new bad habits over the next few weeks.

This has been happening only rarely: