From the Grauniad, Gawd bless it

And finally, the result of a cash prize competition organised by doctors in the Highlands to find a name for Fort William's new health centre. After sifting through the many suggestions received over the past few weeks, the chosen name is (drum roll): "Fort William Health Centre". Competition organiser Dr Chris Robinson acknowledges: "The name we have chosen may seem a little disappointing to some, particularly those who put so much thought and imagination into their suggestions."