The Future of Rock’n’Roll
How to do a music festival when you are 34 years old:
1) Rock up early and secure a table outside a pub, perfectly shaded and with a fine view of the main stage.
2) Enjoy the amenities including fully functioning ceramic toilets, Stella on tap and a café serving fruit salad.
4) Go home feeling refreshed and revivified.
All the kids will be doing it next year - it’s the new punk rock.