Yo! Blair!

Is six movies in one weekend overdoing it a bit? What if one of them is a gruelling Holocaust doco? And another is a four-hour silent biopic of Napoleon? And what if you then take a break on Sunday night by, er, watching lots of really good telly (Attenborough, Dickens)? Personally, I had a splendid time of it, and we didnae spend owt because it was all through the benevolence of the public library system. Use them kids, you never know what you’ll find.

I'm the Wienie King! Invented the Texas Wienie! Lay off 'em, you'll live longer.