Note the handcuffs

It has come to my notice that the odd browser is arriving here who may not have met me in person. For such folk I say 2 things:

1) Welcome!

2) This picture does not show me in my regular weekend wear.

In fact I was at a fancy dress do hosted by our lovely friend Pecky, and we had to come as something beginning with P,E,C,K or Y. I was a Pervert and M was an Evil Queen with quite the least terrifying evil cackle that you will ever hear. Also pictured is Tanya the Yobbo.

Despite my previous post I ended up being able to partake of the cocktails on offer and, more importantly, I safely taped the Arsenal match and watched it the next day (great performance, average result).

Proof that the internet is a strange and wonderful place can be found here.